YOU ENTER THE MANSION...
WRITE DOWN YOUR THOUGHTS, OR LEAVE YOUR GREETINGS...
i have to keep changing it up for myself or i get bored and explode raaarggh i need to put together more pages, more rooms, more more moreee
I will wait patiently for anything and everything you make .-.
How did you do all of this oh em gee holy shittings wow 🤯🤯
i blame the autism randomly gives me super powers to put cool things together (anyways thank you <3)
super jealous, i need to go get sushi
it's always a good time to treat yourself! hope you've been doing good btw
Thanks you too!! Been busy with other work, but checking in on everyone, and yeah I will get sushi this year it has to happen!
hopefully that is good kind of busy also peak page pet update once again by you and
piranhebula <3
this is literally such a cool site omg I will absolutely be back the I have more time!!!
thank you!! the mansion is open to visitors 24/7 (no guarantees on when you'll get out though...)
which pepsi flavor is your fav?
pepsi max mango!! it's soo yummy~ but if that's not available, i think you can't go wrong with regular unflavoured pepsi max
i never saw mango flavored one before. i ll try it if i find one. i tried vanilla and cream yesterday, it was pretty good actually even tho i dont like sweet so much also can always tastes better than plastic bottle to me too, totally agree on that
hmm then you might actually enjoy the flavour i tried just now and thought was weird (the new line is based on ice cream flavours) to me the cream soda ones taste too much like some medicine i used to take as a kid, so that's probably why i don't dig them
we need canned glorp soda for sure and maybe different flavours??
has anyone seen the new chilli flavoured milkshakes, I keep seeing them everywhere but they look kind of gross
chili milkshake?! dios mio, keep that thing away from me
hello! greetings from the Pudding kingdom
NOW, IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER...
click on the map and start exploring the mansion
Hello, again. I am Vepa, the "evil" mastermind pulling all the levers behind the scenes and bringing you this mysterious mansion experience, inspired by old-school survival horror games.
I am a translator, linguist and researcher by trade, but I have always been an artist at heart. I mostly enjoy writing, drawing and graphic design, but I've also dabbled in music, jewelry making and photography, to name a few other crafts. Above all, I love to create and put things together, and I hope that passion is visible here on this site as well.
I like to solve problems, and occasionally come up with new ones to find answers to. Being an enthusiastic polymath, I often find myself wanting to do and learn everything possible in the world, all the while being rudely constrained by the concept of time, space and laws of physics. Likewise, I am still trying to figure out what exactly it is I want to do with my life, or even who I want to be.
I hope you will enjoy your stay at my mansion. Much like my interests and moods, this place is ever-changing, so stay tuned for plenty of new things to see and experience in the future.
You are always welcome to write me a letter, whether it's to ask me something, send me a drawing or just to chat. Consider yourself warned though: when I get into a topic, my replies will likely be extensive and wordy! ;^)
🜍 introducing...
THE MANSION OWNER
✧ vepa, vesper or armas
✧ 27
✧ he/they
✧ male-adjacent creature
✧ Finnish
✧ INTP/J, 5w4
✧ translator, scholar, collector, artist...
☣︎ current status...
🕮 what to expect from this lurker...
★ I am always eager to explain things in detail, so I talk a lot and write lengthily, and character limits are my sworn enemy. If you spend time in my mansion, you will undoubtedly become familiar with great walls of text.
★ I am a huge Resident Evil fan and absolutely obsessed with Albert Wesker, who is one of my special interests. You can find out more from my pages dedicated to the franchise.
★ You can blame me for the Glorp and Glorpsoda craze around lurk. I let the beast loose in the early days of the site and now there's no stopping him.
★ In the future, I am planning more interactive adventures inside the mansion, involving more hidden secrets, puzzles, traps, and easter eggs for fellow survival horror fans. This may still be quite far in the future, but I am constantly working on the site in my free time and adding new content.
Ψ stamps that describe me...
MY LIKES & INTERESTS
𖹭 survival horror games
𖹭 snacking
𖹭 daydreaming
𖹭 researching my special interests
𖹭 pepsi max
𖹭 my bestie <3
𖹭 Glorp
𖹭 art nouveau
𖹭 architecture and technology from the Victorian era
𖹭 alchemy
𖹭 off-shore oil rigs
𖹭 epidemiology
MY HOBBIES
⋆ gaming
⋆ collecting things
⋆ writing
⋆ reading
⋆ puzzling (occasionally speed-puzzling)
⋆ legos
⋆ drawing
⋆ graphic design
⋆ oshikatsu
⋆ editing gaming videos
⋆ lurking and working on my mansion
MY FAVOURITE GAMES
𖦏 Resident Evil
𖦏 Dishonored
𖦏 Silent Hill
𖦏 Bloodborne
𖦏 Elden Ring
𖦏 The Council
𖦏 Frostpunk
𖦏 Deadly Premonition
THINGS I COLLECT
⟡ rocks and minerals
⟡ game merch
⟡ jigsaw puzzles
⟡ tarot & oracle cards
⟡ books
⟡ pepsi flavours
⟡ antiques
⟡ Mucha art
⟡ trinkets
⟡ dictionaries & encyclopedias
⟡ chronic illnesses (involuntarily)
THINGS I DISLIKE
× loud noises
× GenAI (especially AI "art")
× unreliable people
× hot weather
× migraines
× chronic illness
× mess
× forced eye contact
× masking socially
× Wesker's death :(
take a break from exploring and enjoy
THE WESKER SCRAPBOOK OF THE WEEK
A total of
mansion, thank you for being one of them!
if you are looking to discover other great lurkers
TAKE A MOMENT TO VISIT MY FRIENDS
My best friend in both the real and online world! My ride or die partner in good and crime! Emma has the kindest, most generous and loving heart, and is full of silliness and creativity, all of which she brings to lurk as well. The two of us are constantly passing around one shared brain cell and whenever we get together there's bound to be chaos...and endless laughter! Emma has had such an immensely positive impact on my life and I can't thank her enough for being my best friend. Love you 𖹭
Curator of beautiful stamp collections, and your go-to person for medieval aesthetics, fantasy vibes and roleplay stuff. You can often find her spreading love and taking care of pets all over lurk. Her pages are straight out of a fairytale book, and if you are brave enough to step through the portal, you may find yourself joining an unforgettable adventure guided by her words 𖹭
Dinosaur knowledge, gorgeously creative page designs, chonker cat Haku: Lepi's got it all! She sends the cutest supportive Glorp drawings via mail and her interests spiral is something you have to witness yourself. (Extra points for liking cool rocks too!) lepi recently revealed her new den, now filled with handmade pixel art and cute dino friends 𖹭
Fellow Resident Evil lover, whose Leon obsession matches my Wesker madness. They also made the Glorp Chiikawa Wesker art that's my icon! If you are hungry for another RESI themed page, go have a snoop around their pages and have a try at surviving the downfall of Raccoon City 𖹭
This guy created lurk.me! Awesome dev and just an overall chill person, constantly working hard on new updates to the site (please rest sometimes, though). Alternative music enjoyer, owner of a cute cat, and now lurk's head of agriculture, keeping pets all over well fed. tino is easy to approach, always open to listen to people's needs and has really made this community feel like a family 𖹭
Fallout, Twin Peaks and Resident Evil enthusiast and a recent college graduate and soon to be IT professional. zero's pages are a real vibe, filled with pictures of the cutest cats and epic memes (and Wesker TsumTsum...I am definitely not jealous). Visit their casino and have a gander at their colourful interests 𖹭
ellis
Programmer, artist and creator of many beloved stamps, out there exploring the galaxies and spreading positivity, A top Glorpsoda drinker and loyal customer, constantly testing new applications for Glorp products. Make sure to visit ellis's extraterrestrial pages and check on how the epic spaceship is progressing 𖹭
you are now entering...
THE GLORP ZONE
Dear visitor, before you go: please take a moment to feed Glorp and play tic-tac-toe with him. This will help keep him occupied and out of trouble. At least, I hope so...