YOU ENTER THE MANSION...
hi, i'm vepa
✧ 26
✧ he/they creature
✧ INTP/J
✧ translator, scholar, collector, artist
✧ obsessed with Albert Wesker
✧ The Glorp "Monarch"
Greetings, stranger. I see you have found your way into my mysterious mansion. I am your host, an endlessly curious, self-proclaimed eccentric with a passion for all sorts of peculiar things.
This mansion is a tribute to all the things I hold dear, and a place for me to talk about and showcase all my more or less strange interests and passions. I am particularly fond of Japanese survival horror games, especially Resident Evil (who would have guessed?), so you can expect to see a lot related to the topic.
And yes, before you ask: I am the reason you are seeing all those green cats everywhere...
Now, I warmly welcome you to my
mansion. Feel free to snoop
around. You can try all the doors,
explore the rooms, and discover
the secrets hidden in this place.
Some doors may be locked for now,
so be patient. In the meantime,
leave your greetings in the guest-
book, and please entertain my pet,
Glorp, so he doesn't get
bored and chew on my antiques
again...
IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER...
click on the doorknob and explore the rest of the mansion
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✧ guestbook ✧
and stay hydrated! *drops Glorp in ice water*
pool glorp is adorable!
hehee, he's been enjoying the cool water all day! (i wonder if he will wrinkle up like a raisin when i fish him out...)
pool glorp living my dream
Glorp is a master of relaxing! always finds a way to get comfortable no matter the situation
must consume all glorpsoda
im starting to like the way these taste ALOT
so yummy, less like cheese now and more like cheesecake
what is the freezing point of glorpsoda? i wanna drink it as cold as possible
Glorpsoda is designed for optimal consistency even in extreme environments! it should not freeze before reaching -100C/148F making it double as an effective antifreeze for vehicles
mixed with liquid nitrogen, it can be used to cool your pc also
DISCLAIMER: User discretion is advised. Handling ultracool Glorpsoda may cause frostbite and shock. Glorpsoda producer is not liable for any bodily damages. In fact, Glorpsoda does not have a producer. Or a customer service channel - [This message was brought to you by the Glorpsoda hivemind. Thank you for your patronage.]
i can serve it on my spaceship then letsgooo im gonna wait for a -180C freezing point formula to use it as an antifreeze
Glorpsoda needs to do some more r&d asap to meet these new demands for real for real
I Cant put down the cup
good! I think the only way to end the outbreak is to drink it all!
so...who's in charge here...?
a further introduction to the mansion's owner and architect and what to expect from them
↑ what I usually look like, immersed in writing, research or lurking (depicted by my best friend emmara)
Feel free to drop me a letter, and be prepared for a wall of text and occasional Glorps in return!
hi again, I'm Vepa: the evil mastermind pulling all the levers behind the scenes and bringing you this epic mansion experience.
I'm known around lurk for a couple of things: being obsessed with Wesker, starting the Glorp cat craze, regularly wrecking my sleep schedule to work on lurk pages and stamps, and for constantly going back and forth on quitting my job (it's complicated).
I'm a translator and researcher by trade, but an artist at heart, and I usually want to be doing ten different things simultaneously while being rudely constrained by the concept of time, space and laws of physics. I also like to talk a lot.
I hope you like my mansion and stay tuned for more interactive adventures in it in the future! <3
LIKES / INTERESTS
𖹭 survival horror
𖹭 snacking
𖹭 daydreaming
𖹭 researching my special interests
𖹭 pepsi max
𖹭 my bestie <3
𖹭 Glorp
𖹭 art nouveau
𖹭 architecture and technology from the Victorian era
𖹭 alchemy
𖹭 off-shore oil rigs
𖹭 epidemiology
HOBBIES
⋆ gaming
⋆ collecting things
⋆ writing
⋆ reading
⋆ puzzling (occasionally speed-puzzling)
⋆ legos
⋆ drawing
⋆ graphic design
⋆ other arts and crafts
⋆ making funny vids
⋆ lurking and working on my site
STUFF I COLLECT
⟡ rocks and minerals
⟡ game merch
⟡ jigsaw puzzles
⟡ tarot & oracle cards
⟡ books
⟡ craft supplies
⟡ pepsi flavours
⟡ antique furniture and
decor
⟡ trinkets
⟡ dictionaries & encyclopedias
⟡ chronic illnesses (involuntarily)
You are telling me this is the pathetic little creature spreading that new virus...?
How...irksome...
I must study it closely. Perhaps it will reveal the source of its powers to me...
FAVOURITE GAMES
𖦏 Resident Evil
𖦏 Dishonored
𖦏 Haunting Ground
𖦏 The Evil Within
𖦏 Silent Hill
𖦏 Bloodborne
𖦏 Elden Ring
𖦏 The Council
𖦏 Frostpunk
𖦏 Deadly Premonition
FAVOURITE MUSIC
♪ The Oh Hellos
♪ The Family Crest
♪ Florence + The Machine
♪ Fish in a Birdcage
♪ San Fermin
♪ Reign of Kindo
♪ Cosmo Sheldrake
♪ The Dear Hunter
♪ Greta van Fleet
♪ Akira Yamaoka
DISLIKES
× loud noises
× GenAI
× unreliable people
× hot weather
× migraines
× chronic illness
× mess
× forced eye contact
× masking socially
× Wesker's death :(
current media in rotation
GAMES
BOOKS
A total of
thank you for being one of them!
BESTIE SEAT OF HONOUR
My best friend in both the real and online world! My ride or die partner in good and crime! She has the kindest, most generous and loving heart, and is full of silliness and creativity, all of which she brings to lurk as well. The two of us are constantly passing around one shared brain cell and whenever we get together there's bound to be chaos...
And if you are looking for other cool places to visit, check out these lurks:
Curator of beautiful stamp collections, and your go-to person for medieval aesthetics, fantasy vibes and roleplay stuff. You can often find her spreading love and taking care of pets all over lurk. Her pages are straight out of a fairytale book 𖹭
Dinosaur knowledge, gorgeously creative page designs, chonker cat Haku: Lepi's got it all! She sends the cutest supportive Glorp drawings via mail and her interests spiral is something you have to witness. And extra points for liking cool rocks too! 𖹭
Fellow Resident Evil lover, whose Leon obsession matches my Wesker madness. If you are hungry for another RESI themed page go have a snoop around their pages. They also made the Glorp Chiikawa Wesker art that's my icon! 𖹭
This guy created lurk.me! Awesome dev and just an overall chill person, constantly working hard on new updates to the site (please rest sometimes, though). Always open to listen to people's needs and has made this community feel like a family 𖹭
Fallout, Twin Peaks and Resident Evil enthusiast, who recently graduated college, woo, congrats! Also a Wesker TsumTsum owner (I am definitely not jealous). Check out their cool memes and cat pics 𖹭
Visitor!
Before you go, please play tic-tac-toe with Glorp. This will help keep him occupied and out of trouble. Maybe... I think...
You might want to keep an eye on your page pets for any signs of mutations after your visit...Just in case...