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RE1 (OG) Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎

Honestly? Solid. He may be low on polygons and angular as heck but he makes up for it with abundant sass. Just look at that smug pose: hand on hip, sunglasses wonky. Seeing him makes me smile :^)



RE Zero Wesker



❤︎❤︎½

I...uhh...I don't really like it. There is something off with his proportions. And he looks so gummy. And somehow manages to look like three different people in the span of a couple of cutscenes. The doctor fit in the flashback however: love. I wish we saw more of that in the games. The more I look at him, though, the more I'm warming up to him...There is something endearing about his plastic-y look. Makes him look like an innocent little guy in some weird way...



Umbrella Chronicles S.T.A.R.S. Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎½

Pretty much the same as the REMAKE Wesker, only in a much more desaturated palette. Looks a bit weird in gameplay because he is all shades of grey and brown but I know the real Albert is still there underneath.



Umbrella Chronicles Coat Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎½

I like a long flowy coat. And the colour palette symbolisms are cool in this one. The oversized watch thing that keeps appearing and disappearing throughout the cutscene? Gaudy. But go off king, show off your techwear, I guess.



Darkside Chronicles Wesker



❤︎

Who is this man?! It's another CGI flop in my opinion and I don't like it. And in this case I say: please keep the glasses on, but even then...it's giving Duke Nukem.



RE4make Wesker



-❤︎

I'm sorry to all the RE4R fans but this is not it for me. It doesn't look or feel like Wesker. It's like they just slapped Leon's outfit from RE6 on him and called it a day. It's missing the signature elements that define his other looks: no gloves, no watch, no all-black outfit...He is so bare. And god forbid they gave him a XM96E1 instead of his S.T.A.R.S Samurai Edge! The bloody gun that he hangs onto until his death in the OGs, symbolising his inability to let go of his past! This design makes me sad and angry >:^(



Dead by Daylight Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎+

I think he looks great. So much so that I don't really even mind him having his RE4R design as a skin. I think it's because the facial features and expressions are on point. Also, I can't get over the fact that they got him double cheeked up like that... Kinda peak.



Live Action Wesker



❤︎❤︎½

I'm kind of neutral on the live action portrayals. Not much of an opinion because they are not canon in the main universe. It's also been ages since I saw any of them. It's...okay. (Just picture me shrugging here.)



Resident Evil Board Game Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎

Couldn't find a good picture of his mini in addition to the reference card, but this is a solid Wesker. He looks like a mix of RE5 and RE1 Weskers. He's a tad yellow, but it doesn't really bother me here. I think it's easier to accept different looking Weskers when they are 2D.

REMAKE Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

Love him. A definite classic. He is in his pretty boy era here. The fingerless gloves are cool. His posture is kinda wack but I love that for him. Also just look at that perfect butt.



Code Veronica Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

He is so catlike in CV! The eyes and the :3 lips are so good. The fit is giving biker meets skydiver. In some scenes his shoulders are as wide as his arms are long. He's like a Roblox character.



Umbrella Chronicles Bloody S.T.A.R.S. Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

So peak for this. The REMAKE Wesker but all messy and covered in blood. Especially good with the sunglasses off here. He looks so hot. I want to lick the blood off him. Huh? Who said that?!



Umbrella Chronicles Suit Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎

It's okay. I feel like the jacket is not that flattering of a fit in this game, but bonus points for the turtleneck. Somehow he looks quite different and the design is more balanced when he takes his glasses off. Not sure why. His poses are so awkward though, it's iconic. And just look at that arm holding the gun...what in the yaoi proportions? He is definitely not human here anymore.



RE4 (OG) Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎

I'll be honest I'm not really sure if this is the exact same model as the Umbrella Chronicles suit one, but in RE4 it looks less ill-fitting. It's not my favourite design but I can appreciate it. This was definitely his "supervillain with a spinning chair" era and I respect him for committing to it.



RE5 Wesker



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎+∞

This here is the best, no argument. Wesker at his finest. Long, leathery-looking carbon fibre coat, skintight bodysuit underneath, stylish watch, gloves, perfect shade and shape of sunglasses, the collar strap...I will refrain from screaming. He aged like fine wine. I love the wrinkles and creases on his face. I love the darker roots in his hair. I love his sharp features and his little fangs. I love his skinny little waist. I am looking at him disrespectfully.



Action Figure Wesker (Hot Toys)



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

The promo pictures don't do justice to the actual figures. He looks less like himself here than in videos and pictures of people actually displaying both versions in their collections. What's not to love about a Wesker that fits on your shelf? Well, except for the atrocious price these go for...



Wesker Tsum Tsum



❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎

He's a bean. Round, cute, a little angy. What else can I say?











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